a detailed list of people who have a crush on me:
How can anyone hate Charlie Brooker with a face like that?
I think the new covers are literally the best way I’ve seen Brooker take the piss without literally urinating on the photographer from above.
Rock and roll and rock and roll and rock and roll and rock and roll.
This is the most accurate depiction of my love life ever.
Martin Freeman and Jason Watkins | Nativity
this girl on my facebook feed has been posting statuses for 8 hours straight all today begging for someone to kill a spider in her bathroom and having several breakdowns in the middle and ranting about how she has no true friends because no one would kill it only to realize that it was a piece of hair and i’m still laughing
making out with clara’s mental projection of river
perfect art is perfect
I wonder how long we have now until the dolphins leave.